Oooohhh Weee! GoDaddy.com!

The following commercial for GoDaddy.com was banned from the 2010 Super Bowl. I decided to post the script for it using the one column/mash-up method.



SCENE #1 ESTABLISHING SHOT- OUTSIDE LOLA'S MANSION-DANICA, LOLA, AND CAR.
Cheesy keyboard music.
Danica: Meet Lola.
Lola: Mmm. Hmm.

SCENE #2 GODADDY.COM LOGO APPEAR BOTTOM LEFT CORNER, CLOSE UP-LOLA'S PORTRAIT
Crowd cheering, cheesy keyboard music continues.
Danica: The day he retired from football...

SCENE #3 CLOSE UP DANICA WITH LOLA'S PORTRAIT TO THE RIGHT
Cheesy keyboard music continues.
Danica: Lola started chasing his biggest dream...

SCENE #4 ENTER LIVING ROOM SHOT WITH THREE GIRLS, TWO GUYS, AND LOLA. DANICA WALKS IN
Cheesy keyboard music continues.
Danica: A business of his own.
Lola: Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mwah.
Danica: Lola's first step, he built his...

SCENE #5 CLOSE UP OF LOLA
Cheesy keyboard music continues.
Danica: website with GoDaddy.com.

SCENE #6 SHOT IN OFFICE. LOLA SITTING AT COMPUTER ON THE LEFT, DANICA STANDING CENTER SCREEN
Cheesy keyboard music continues.
Danica: And with GoDaddy's easy to use e-commerce tools, Lola...

SCENE #7 COMPUTER SCREEN SHOT. LOLA'S HEAD TO THE LEFT.
Cheesy keyboard music continues.
Danica: Was soon selling selling his own line to the world.

SCENE #8 CLOSE UP OF LOLA
Cheesy keyboard music continues.
Lola: Ooooooh Weee!

SCENE #9 OUTSIDE MANSION. PARTY PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND, DANICA IN THE FRONT RIGHT WHILE LOLA FLOATS IN THE POOL TO THE LEFT
Cheesy keyboard music continues.
Danica: Lola dreams big.
Lola: Uhh huh.
Danica: And who's to argue?

SCENE #10 BLACK SCREEN WITH WORDS APPEARING CENTER SCREEN
GoDaddy theme song
Danica: See more now at GoDaddy.com.